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Do you like drama? Are you a big fan of suspense? Do you love the thrills and chills that you get when you watch a horror movie with someone in a hockey mask chasing teenagers around with a machete? Well, if so, you needn’t fear the Total Lunar Eclipse in Scorpio on Monday — probably. But let me do my best to generate a little horror for you anyway. That’s largely the effect Eclipses seem to have on astrology fans anyway. Admittedly, Eclipses are important and can in fact be life-changing based on where they fall in your birth chart, and what aspects they make to other points in your chart. Eclipses also tend to withhold their full effect until they’re triggered by another transit some time in the next few months. For the most part, though, in terms of a general w...

Wait! Stop whatever you’re doing and listen! If you are reading this on the weekend or on Monday, you need to immediately drop everything and get all the writing, driving, agreements, short trips, escalator usage and software updates done before Mercury goes retrograde this Tuesday! There. I just spared you all the grief that comes with Mercury retrograde, which is happening until June 2nd. You’re welcome. *** Okay, admittedly you can’t really do that any more than you can wish Mercury retrograde away. But knowing that there’s a storm coming gives you a chance to close the windows and bring the laundry in, and that’s what you should be doing now with your Mercury-related issues. You might very well try to overdo things though, because Tuesday is also when J...

Well now, look at you back here again — all bright and shiny and your head didn’t explode during last week’s Eclipse, just like I said it wouldn’t. Hooray for us! There are two major astrological happenings this week that can make for a real turnaround in your relations: one of them is fairly immediate and obvious, and the other is the culmination of a longer process. The fits big shift happens when Venus enters Aries on Monday. We all know about how Venus in Pisces is somehow the “good girl” when it comes to love and affection. Venus in Aries, on the other hand, plays more the role of the “bad girl.” But it’s a lot of fun, and besides, there’s the old saying: “Good girls go to Heaven, but bad girls go EVERYWHERE.” I...

Are you feeling the love, what with Venus now at the tail end of its sign of exaltation, Pisces? No? Well, fear not. You’ve still got a week of it to come. And if you’ve found yourself recently expending a lot of time and energy on love (or on Amazon, or on breaking your diet), brace yourself for impact! In fact, Venus is the star of our astrological show this week, with three major events all helping her shine on her way out of the sign of her exaltation. On Thursday, Venus conjunct Neptune in Pisces is exact. Do you know how some people were talking about how some kind of a “portal” opened to the “Higher Energies” last month, on 2/02/2022? I don’t know of anyone personally who got Raptured that day, but a lot of people gained some benefit from it...

If you are the sort of person who keeps track of these things, you’ve probably heard a lot about Jupiter conjunct Neptune in Pisces, which was exact last week but is still very much in effect. And if so, you’ve probably gotten the impression from some sources that everyone (but especially a Pisces!) is a little more deluded and delusional than usual — fuzzy-headed and impractical. Maybe even a little dopey. That’s just lazy astrology and/or lazy writing. “Deluded and delusional”? The one book that is probably the most tested and proven to be true in human history — Newton’s Principia Mathematica — was written and published during Neptune in Pisces. “Fuzzy-headed and impractical”? Explain that to Sun and Venus in Pisces Georg...

The week is bookended with two aspects that could do wonders for your human relations… and not just romantic partners, either. Have you taken a good look at the state of the world lately? Don’t make me start yelling about, “Why can’t we all just get along,” okay? Seriously though: on Monday an aspect is exact which has been building for a good couple of weeks now. I’m referring to Jupiter conjunct Neptune. Prepare yourself for spiritual outbursts, expressions of mysticism, and extra-long line-ups at your local bar. Mostly, though, to me this conjunction is an opportunity for us to be better people both to ourselves and each other. This is especially true when you consider the next big trick Jupiter has up its sleeve… Not only is this a fairly rar...

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You may recall that last week I spent a lot of time squeezing the potential positives out of Venus conjunct Saturn. There’s a natural tendency among astrology buffs to get all bent out of shape over any sentence that contains the word “Saturn,” and that’s unfortunate. Saturn is absolutely vital. Now having said that, watch me struggle with finding nice things to say about Monday’s big aspect: Mars conjunct Saturn. Mars conjunct Saturn has been in effect for a few days now and is hitting its peak. Have you noticed a certain stubborn inability to overcome obstacles lately? Maybe a lack of energy or motivation? Possibly even an inability to… get it up? (I’m referring to “morale” of course. Jeez, people.) All of the above can be side effe...

The sky knows no limits when two freedom-lovering planets get in cahoots in Pisces, known as the April 12 Jupiter-Neptune Conjunction. About this once-every-13 years astrological event and what it means for your zodiac sign. by The AstroTwins Ascension, enlightenment, inter-dimensional travel! Profound spiritual experiences skyrocket us into elevated spaces on April 12, 2022, with a Jupiter-Neptune Conjunction. We also call April 12 “Spirit Day.” Watch an interview with Tali here about why. What is the Jupiter-Neptune Conjunction? On April 12, barrier-breaking Jupiter syncs up with boundless Neptune, an event that only happens every 13 years. The sky knows no limits when these two freedom-lovers get in cahoots. And for the first time since March 17, 1856, thei...